I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. - George Best
I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?" - George Best
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes. - George Best